WHEN I WAS A KID, MY NANA AND I USED TO RAISE CHICKENS
AND ONE DAY I CAME HOME FROM SCHOOL AND SHE COOKED ME THIS REALLY DELICIOUS ROASTED CHICKEN
AND SHE SAID I COULD FINISH THE WHOLE THING IF I WANTED TO BECAUSE THERE’S PLENTY MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM
I WAS SO EXCITED I JUST STARTED CHOWING IT DOWN HENRY VIII STYLE, YOU KNOW
HALFWAY THROUGH EATING IT, I WAS LIKE, “SO WHERE’D YOU GET THE CHICKENS?”
AND SHE WAS LIKE, “OUTSIDE”
AND THEN I CRIED FOR ABOUT FIVE MINUTES AND MAYBE PUKED IN MY MOUTH A LITTLE WHEN I REALIZED THAT SHE SLAUGHTERED MY CHICKENS AND WAS NOW MAKING ME EAT ONE OF THEM.
BUT IT WAS GOOD CHICKEN SO I ATE IT AFTER I MOURNED IT.
I WAS TRAUMATIZED FOR ABOUT FIVE MINUTES.
CHICKEN IS MY FAVORITE FOOD SO I COULDN’T BE TRAUMATIZED FOR VERY LONG.
“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.
My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?
Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?
The bears made that tombstone.
A warning, and a prayer.
That he really, truely stays down.
This is too badass not to reblog.
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I’m really not at liberty to give out any of her blogs. If she wants she can contact you.
I am actually glad Cruella left. She was rude to everyone. Hook is just immature as a mod tbh too.
Well, I’m sorry you feel that way. I try and be as mature as possible.
But honestly, I can’t take what you say seriously. I understand that you are as much a human as anyone, but the shit you’ve done is completely unforgivable, so I’m going to take your opinions with a grain of salt.